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My husband Mark and I live in the southeast U.S. with our lovely daughters, Amelia and Florence. We also share our lives with a lab(ish) goofball of a dog named Shelby.
On Friday afternoon as I was cleaning up the kitchen from lunch I thought I heard Shelby eating her kibble. A few minutes later Shelby came up beside me and I still heard the kibble rattling around in her dish. I turned to look and this is what I found. Of course, I had to [...]
While I was making baby food this morning, I put Amelia on her playmat and she sat playing with her toys for about 20 minutes. After a while, I got down on the floor and started making goofy faces. It’s not the best quality photo, but it’s my new favorite. When she’s thinks I am [...]
Why are you doing this to me? I HATE TUMMY TIME!!!!
In preparation for tomorrow evening, a few of the locals set off a smoke/stink bomb. In aisle eight of Food City. Let me tell you – that was not one of my best shopping experiences.
Remember the Monster Bug? This is worse. There was a BAT on the wall this time! You should have seen us – outside with Shelby at 11:30 PM and throwing sticks and rocks at our house, trying to get the darn thing to fly away. No such luck – it wasn’t moving an inch. After [...]
I woke up at 3:14 AM and couldn’t get back to sleep. Want to know why? Our new neighbors were on their back porch chatting away. Their porch shares a wall with our bedroom. I could hear just about every word of their early-morning conversation! Me: [Whispering] Mark, do you hear that? Mark: [Mumbling] I’m [...]
A few nights ago, Mark and I took Shelby outside to the bathroom before we went to bed. As we were coming inside, I noticed this HUGE bug on the wall right by the door. I screamed like the wimpy girl that I am, and ran back into the yard, almost knocking Mark over in [...]