Birdro

• Whoops!

  August 7th, 2009

  While I was making baby food this morning, I put Amelia on her playmat and she sat playing with her toys for about 20 minutes. After a while, I got down on the floor and started making goofy faces.

  It’s not the best quality photo, but it’s my new favorite. When she’s thinks I am doing [...]

• She’ll thank me later

  May 21st, 2009

  Why are you doing this to me?

  I HATE TUMMY TIME!!!!

• Really?

  July 3rd, 2008

  In preparation for tomorrow evening, a few of the locals set off a smoke/stink bomb.
  In aisle eight of Food City.
  Let me tell you – that was not one of my best shopping experiences.

• Bat-Man

  September 11th, 2007

  Remember the Monster Bug? This is worse.
  There was a BAT on the wall this time! You should have seen us – outside with Shelby at 11:30 PM and throwing sticks and rocks at our house, trying to get the darn thing to fly away.
  No such luck – it wasn’t moving an inch.
  After about 10 minutes [...]

• Why So Early?

  September 9th, 2007

  I woke up at 3:14 AM and couldn’t get back to sleep. Want to know why?
  Our new neighbors were on their back porch chatting away. Their porch shares a wall with our bedroom. I could hear just about every word of their early-morning conversation!
  Me: [Whispering] Mark, do you hear that?
  Mark: [Mumbling] I’m ignoring them.
  [A few [...]

• Monster Bug

  September 8th, 2007

  A few nights ago, Mark and I took Shelby outside to the bathroom before we went to bed. As we were coming inside, I noticed this HUGE bug on the wall right by the door. I screamed like the wimpy girl that I am, and ran back into the yard, almost knocking Mark over in [...]

• What An Ordeal!

  August 31st, 2007

  Yesterday after work I was checking out at the grocery store, and I got a phone call from Mark.
  Mark: Hey Honey, can you pick up some wasp spray before you leave the store?
  Me: Sure, what for?
  Mark: Well, Shelby found a nest of Yellow Jackets and they’re pretty mad.
  He then went on to tell me that [...]